It's All King James' Fault

07/13/06

Permalink 07:25:11 pm, by Eric Email , 359 words, 138 views   English (US)
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It's All King James' Fault

On Thursday, I came back to the office expecting to find on my computer screen saver Nehemiah 6:3, which is a verse that I find inspiring (for your sake and time I won’t explain why right now). However, I walked to my computer to find Dueteronomy 22:10. Which is a good reason not to show a picture of your Pastor and boss on the big screen in church as a dead ringer to Ned Flanders of The Simpsons. Especially if he believes in revenge.

For those with out a Bible in front of them, here it is, "Do not plow with an ox and a donkey harnessed together.” Not quite as inspiring. Unless you happen to own an ox and a donkey and have a problem with harnessing them together, then by all means, apply away.

Shockingly, the verse did inspire some discussion amongst some when the same verse was read from the King James Version. For those of you with out a King James, I'm sure you can figure it out. And if you are still in the dark, password is...“donkey.”

The discussion then moved from the verse to what exactly is a cuss word? Is cussing a heart issue or is it even a sin? Do people not cuss just because a good Christian is not supposed to or because it might be offensive to others? Is saying the word “shoot” the same as the other one (see, I can’t even get myself to write it out for fear of what one might think of me.) And if not, what if I said it in anger? Someone even asked me if my kids asked me about cussing what would I tell them? I guess I’d tell them not to do it, but the best reason I could come up with was because it’ll make their dad look bad if they do. Should that be the main reason why those words shouldn’t came out of our mouths, or is there more to it?

So there’s my question, all because in the King James they were too lazy to spell out the word donkey.

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Comment from: jack the ripper [Visitor] · http://www.whydotheywantmyurl.com
man all of 'em are long. hey i like the title though i agree king james is dumb. he doesnt know how to speaketh welleth englisheth goodeth tath enougheth understandoth people't iteth hath thou resoningeth forth thy "SLANG"...Dude

-your secret admirereth
PermalinkPermalink 08/26/06 @ 01:47
Comment from: Eric [Member] Email
Practical jokes...hmmmm...that's a blog all its own. However you probably know my answer already...I'm a youth Pastor!
PermalinkPermalink 07/18/06 @ 12:42
Comment from: Steve [Member] Email
Eric,

I'm happy to keep the memory of Ned Flanders alive. I hope your next blog will reveal the identity of the person who changed your screen savior to Deut 22:10. I didn't do it. Nor did Ned Flanders. In all honesty...I wish I had! Do pratical jokes count as revenge?
Steve Hill
PermalinkPermalink 07/17/06 @ 11:46

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